Shrubberies
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail :
- Arthur : Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery?
- OLD Crone : Who sent you?
- Arthur : The Knights Who Say 'Ni'.
- Crone : Aggh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here.
- Arthur : If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... 'Ni'.
- Crone : Agh! Do your worst!
- Arthur : Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... Ni!
- Crone : No! Never! No shrubberies!
- Crone : [cough]
- Bedevere : Nu!
- Arthur : No, no, no, no, i--
- Bedevere : Nu!
- Arthur : No, it's not that. It's 'ni'.
- Bedevere : Nu!
- Arthur : No, no. 'Ni'. You're not doing it properly. No.
- Bedevere : Ni!
- Arthur & Bedevere : Ni!
- Arthur : That's it. That's it. You've got it.
- Arthur & Bedevere : Ni!
- Crone : Ohh!
- Bedevere : Ni!
- Arthur : Ni!
- Crone : Argh!
- Bedevere : Ni!
- Arthur : Ni!
- Bedevere : Ni!
- Arthur : Ni!
- Bedevere : Ni!
- Roger the Shrubber : Are you saying 'Ni' to that old woman?
- Arthur : Erm... yes.
- Roger : Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
- Arthur : Did you say 'shrubberies'?
- Roger : Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is 'Roger the Shrubber'. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
- Bedevere : Ni!
- Arthur : No! No, no, no! No!
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